parazitka_il ([info]parazitka_il) wrote,
@ 2009-06-09 16:45:00
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fuck my life

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

Ну очень смешные истории. И это происходило с ними на самом деле!



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[info]_f_r_i_t_z_
2009-06-09 01:57 pm UTC (link)
мдаааа. сначала подумал что ты про себя пишешь.

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[info]parazitka_il
2009-06-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Поэтому я не написала в качестве завлекалова другой забавный пост с этого сайта...
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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