parazitka_il ([info]parazitka_il) wrote,
@ 2009-06-09 16:45:00
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fuck my life

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

Ну очень смешные истории. И это происходило с ними на самом деле!

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[info]_f_r_i_t_z_
2009-06-09 01:57 pm UTC (link)
мдаааа. сначала подумал что ты про себя пишешь.

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[info]parazitka_il
2009-06-09 03:20 pm UTC (link)
Поэтому я не написала в качестве завлекалова другой забавный пост с этого сайта...
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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[info]merc_ai
2009-06-09 02:14 pm UTC (link)
ох жесть)))

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[info]loki_aga
2009-06-09 02:24 pm UTC (link)
ya v dome prestorelih po nocham 2 goda rabotal.
Mnogo sexa, travmaticheskogo shumnogo sexa//

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[info]student1981
2009-06-09 02:35 pm UTC (link)
То-есть,не все,что засовывается,находит дорогу обратно?

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[info]parazitka_il
2009-06-09 02:40 pm UTC (link)
ОМГ
старые как малые

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[info]loki_aga
2009-06-09 02:53 pm UTC (link)
вовсе нет, не у всех кости напряжение любви выдерживали.

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[info]caoticanna
2009-06-18 10:38 am UTC (link)
бееедные.. охота пуще неволи!

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[info]graf_kot
2009-06-10 10:12 am UTC (link)
а я за секс до конца жизни,буду секситься пока не помру!
и это прекрасно!

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[info]seledkin
2009-06-10 10:18 am UTC (link)
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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[info]rayon_du_solei
2009-10-01 12:50 am UTC (link)
ааааааааа, блин, я думала реально было, и думала ТВОИ родные)) и еще что они читают твой жж, но английского н знают, и поэтому ты на нем пишешь.
Я рулю)))))

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